THE GOOD HUSBAND'S GUIDE

1. 1. Come home early from work everyday and have dinner waiting on her. bcoz you know she has worked twice as hard as you, bcoz we all know women have all the brains.


2. 2. Always let her have a couple of hours to her self every night. While you clean up the house of her.


3. Always greet her with open arms and a big kiss. Bcoz her day was much more exhausting than yours.


4. When it is payday, cash our check and givi everything to her, bcoz you know she deserves it more than you do.


5. In the mornings, get up and make her a coffee and have everything ready for her b4 you leave for work, including laying her clothes 4 her, warming up her car, etc.


6. On the weekends, clean the house, do the laundry, and do all the dishes and let her relax all day watching her favourite movies and eating her favourite ice-cream.


7. Every night give all the children their bath's and get them to bed while your wife relaxes from a hard day's work.


8. Listen to her every word. Do not ever ignore anything she says, bcoz you wife is a very smart and wise person and should never be ignored.


9. Try to massage her feet and back as much as possible while she enjoys her favourite drink that you have fixed for her.


10. Don't ever question her if you disagree with something, bcoz you know that she is always right.


11. A smart husband knows his place by keeping his mouth shut and doing everything the wife says.